1. Acceptance of Terms
These applications are operated by Fouled Anchor Safety LLC, a veteran-owned business creating tools for comedians and performers.
2. Description of Services
Fouled Anchor Safety LLC provides mobile applications designed for stand-up comedians, performers, and comedy enthusiasts. Our applications include:
- Jokesmith™: Performance analytics, joke tracking, audience response measurement, and comedy writing tools
- Additional comedy applications as may be offered from time to time
These applications provide entertainment, creative tools, performance tracking, and analytics to assist comedians in developing and refining their craft.
3. Entertainment Use
3.1 For Entertainment Purposes
Our comedy applications are provided for entertainment, creative, and educational purposes only. They are designed to help comedians track performances, analyze material, and develop their craft.
3.2 No Professional Guarantees
While our applications provide analytics and feedback tools, we make no guarantees regarding:
- Comedy success or career advancement
- Audience reception or response
- Booking opportunities or professional outcomes
- Accuracy of laugh detection or audience analysis algorithms
3.3 Creative Responsibility
You are solely responsible for the content you create, perform, and track using our applications. We do not endorse, control, or assume responsibility for your creative material.
4. Audio Recording and Analysis
4.1 Recording Features
Our applications may include features to record audio of your performances for personal analysis. You are solely responsible for:
- Obtaining all necessary permissions and consents to record performances
- Complying with venue policies regarding recording
- Ensuring compliance with applicable recording and wiretapping laws
- Respecting the intellectual property rights of other performers
4.2 Venue Rules
4.3 Privacy and Consent
Recording people without their knowledge or consent may be illegal in your jurisdiction. You are responsible for understanding and complying with all applicable laws regarding audio recording.
4.4 Laugh Detection Technology
Our laugh detection algorithms use machine learning to identify audience responses in audio recordings. This technology is:
- Experimental and may be inaccurate
- Affected by environmental noise, recording quality, and other factors
- Not a definitive measure of comedy success
- Provided for entertainment and analytical purposes only
5. Content and Intellectual Property
5.1 Your Content
5.2 Storage and Privacy
- Local storage: Your jokes and recordings are primarily stored locally on your device
- Cloud features: If you use optional cloud features, content may be stored on our secure servers
- No sharing: We will not share, publish, or distribute your creative material without your explicit consent
- Backup responsibility: You are responsible for backing up your content. We are not liable for data loss.
5.3 Respect for Others' Material
You agree not to use our applications to:
- Track or store jokes or material you did not create or have permission to use
- Infringe on the intellectual property rights of other comedians or creators
- Plagiarize or steal material from others
5.4 Our Content
All features, functionality, software, analytics algorithms, and designs in our applications are owned by Fouled Anchor Safety LLC and protected by intellectual property laws.
6. Subscription and Payments
6.1 Subscription Plans
Our applications may be offered through subscription plans with monthly or annual billing. Pricing and features are subject to change with notice to subscribers.
6.2 Veteran Discounts
6.3 Billing
Subscriptions are billed through the Apple App Store. All billing inquiries should be directed to Apple. We do not have access to your payment information.
6.4 Cancellation
You may cancel your subscription at any time through your Apple App Store account settings. Cancellation will take effect at the end of the current billing period. No refunds are provided for partial subscription periods.
6.5 Free Trial
Free trial periods, if offered, are available to new subscribers only. You may be charged when the trial period ends unless you cancel before that time.
7. User Responsibilities
7.1 Account Security
You are responsible for maintaining the security of your account and device. Do not share your account credentials.
7.2 Legal Compliance
You are responsible for complying with all applicable laws, including:
- Recording and wiretapping laws
- Privacy laws
- Intellectual property laws
- Venue rules and policies
- Public performance regulations
7.3 Prohibited Uses
You may not:
- Use the applications for any illegal purpose
- Attempt to reverse engineer, decompile, or extract source code
- Remove or modify any copyright, trademark, or proprietary notices
- Use the applications in a manner that could damage, disable, or impair our services
- Share, resell, or redistribute access to the applications
- Upload illegal, offensive, or harmful content to any cloud features
- Harass, stalk, or violate the rights of others
- Use the applications to record others without proper consent
7.4 Content Standards
If you use cloud features or sharing capabilities, you agree not to upload or share content that:
- Is illegal, threatening, abusive, harassing, defamatory, or invasive of privacy
- Contains hate speech or discriminatory content beyond the bounds of comedic performance
- Exploits or harms minors
- Violates intellectual property rights
- Contains malware, viruses, or harmful code
8. Offensive Content Warning
8.1 Comedy Contains Offensive Material
8.2 User Discretion
Users should exercise discretion when using our applications around others who may be offended by comedy material.
8.3 No Endorsement
We do not endorse any particular comedic style, viewpoint, or material tracked using our applications. Users are responsible for their own creative choices.
9. Analytics and Performance Tracking
9.1 Estimates Only
Performance analytics, laugh detection, timing analysis, and other metrics provided by our applications are estimates only and should not be considered definitive measures of comedy quality or success.
9.2 Many Factors Affect Comedy
Comedy success depends on countless factors including:
- Audience composition and mood
- Venue atmosphere and environment
- Timing and delivery
- Cultural context
- Personal taste and preferences
- Factors beyond measurement or prediction
9.3 No Guarantees
Our analytics tools are designed to provide insights and help you improve, but they cannot guarantee success or predict audience response.
10. Disclaimer of Warranties
The applications are provided "as is" and "as available" without warranties of any kind, either express or implied, including but not limited to warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, or non-infringement.
We do not warrant that:
- The applications will be error-free, uninterrupted, or secure
- Laugh detection or analytics will be accurate or reliable
- Use of our tools will improve your comedy or career
- Your data will not be lost or corrupted
- Defects will be corrected
Use of the applications is at your sole risk.
11. Limitation of Liability
To the maximum extent permitted by law, Fouled Anchor Safety LLC, its officers, directors, employees, and agents shall not be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages, including but not limited to loss of profits, data, use, goodwill, creative material, or other intangible losses, resulting from:
- Your use or inability to use the applications
- Loss or corruption of creative material, recordings, or data
- Any unauthorized access to or use of our servers and/or any personal information stored therein
- Any interruption or cessation of transmission to or from the applications
- Any bugs, viruses, or the like that may be transmitted through the applications
- Inaccurate analytics, laugh detection, or performance metrics
- Any legal issues arising from your recording or use of material
In no event shall our total liability to you for all damages, losses, and causes of action exceed the amount you paid to us in the twelve (12) months prior to the claim, or one hundred dollars ($100), whichever is greater.
Some jurisdictions do not allow the exclusion of certain warranties or the limitation or exclusion of liability for incidental or consequential damages. Accordingly, some of the limitations may not apply to you.
12. Indemnification
You agree to indemnify, defend, and hold harmless Fouled Anchor Safety LLC, its officers, directors, employees, contractors, and agents from and against any claims, liabilities, damages, losses, costs, expenses, or fees (including reasonable attorneys' fees) arising from:
- Your use or misuse of the applications
- Your creative content and performances
- Your recording of performances or others without proper consent
- Your violation of these Terms
- Your violation of any rights of another party (including intellectual property rights)
- Your violation of any applicable laws or regulations
- Any claims related to material you created, performed, or tracked using our applications
13. Third-Party Services
13.1 Venue Integration
Our applications may integrate with or reference third-party services, venues, or platforms. We are not responsible for these third-party services and do not endorse them.
13.2 No Affiliation
We are not affiliated with any comedy clubs, venues, booking agencies, or other industry entities unless explicitly stated.
14. Data Privacy
14.1 Privacy Policy
Please review our Privacy Policy for detailed information about data collection and use.
14.2 Minimal Data Collection
We collect minimal data necessary to provide our services and analytics features.
14.3 Recording Privacy
Audio recordings you create remain on your device unless you explicitly use cloud storage features. We do not access or listen to your recordings.
14.4 Analytics
We may collect anonymous usage analytics to improve our applications. This data is not personally identifiable.
15. Changes to Applications
We reserve the right to:
- Modify, suspend, or discontinue any aspect of the applications at any time
- Update features, functionality, or content without notice
- Change subscription pricing with reasonable notice to existing subscribers
- Improve or modify laugh detection algorithms and analytics
16. Changes to Terms
We may update these Terms from time to time. We will notify users of material changes through the application or via email. Continued use of the applications after changes become effective constitutes acceptance of the revised Terms.
17. Termination
17.1 By You
You may terminate your use of the applications at any time by uninstalling them and canceling any active subscriptions.
17.2 By Us
We may terminate or suspend your access immediately, without prior notice, for any breach of these Terms, including:
- Uploading illegal or harmful content
- Violating intellectual property rights
- Using the applications for illegal purposes
- Abusing our services or other users
17.3 Effect of Termination
18. Copyright Infringement
18.1 DMCA Compliance
We respect intellectual property rights. If you believe material in our applications infringes your copyright, please contact us with:
- Your contact information
- Description of the copyrighted work
- Description of the infringing material and its location
- Statement of good faith belief that use is not authorized
- Statement that information is accurate and that you are authorized to act
- Your signature
18.2 Repeat Infringers
We may terminate accounts of repeat copyright infringers.
19. Governing Law and Jurisdiction
These Terms shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of New York, without regard to its conflict of law provisions. Any disputes arising under these Terms shall be subject to the exclusive jurisdiction of the state and federal courts located in New York.
20. Dispute Resolution
20.1 Informal Resolution
Before filing a claim, you agree to contact us at support@fouledanchorsafety.com to attempt to resolve the dispute informally.
20.2 Arbitration
Any dispute not resolved informally shall be resolved through binding arbitration in accordance with the American Arbitration Association's rules, rather than in court. Arbitration shall be conducted in New York or remotely.
20.3 Class Action Waiver
You agree to resolve disputes with us on an individual basis and waive the right to participate in any class action or class-wide arbitration.
21. Severability
If any provision of these Terms is found to be unenforceable or invalid, that provision shall be limited or eliminated to the minimum extent necessary so that these Terms shall otherwise remain in full force and effect.
22. Entire Agreement
These Terms, together with our Privacy Policy, constitute the entire agreement between you and Fouled Anchor Safety LLC regarding the applications and supersede all prior agreements and understandings.
23. No Waiver
Our failure to enforce any right or provision of these Terms will not be considered a waiver of those rights.
24. Assignment
You may not assign or transfer these Terms or your rights hereunder without our prior written consent. We may assign these Terms without restriction.
25. Contact Information
For questions about these Terms, please contact:
Email: support@fouledanchorsafety.com
Website: www.fouledanchorsafety.com/comedy
26. Acknowledgment
- You have read and understood these Terms
- You are responsible for complying with all recording and privacy laws
- You will respect the intellectual property rights of others
- Analytics and laugh detection are estimates only and may be inaccurate
- You accept all risks associated with using these applications for your comedy career
- Comedy is subjective and our tools do not guarantee success